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Hetalia 7 Minutes of Heaven (England)
You felt around until you finally pulled out an item and showed it to America. "Okay bros! Who put a burnt scone in the-" America cut himself off, knowing who had put the scone in there.
"Geez England why are you predictable dude?" America asked. "W-what how did you know it was me!? It could have been anyone!" England said back. "Because dude, you're the only one who makes these nasty things."
"They are not nasty they are delicious, unlike your greasy fast food!" "Fast food is the best, your scones can kill people!" "So can your fast food! If you keep eating like that you're going to have a heart attack!"
The bickering continued for a whi
::Cute Magic:: England x Reader"Oh, my, I'm terribly sorry, (Name)," Arthur apologized.
"Pfft~! You were trying to make me into a little kid?" Francis pondered, trying to keep himself from laughing. "Oh, Artie, I didn't think you were –"
"DAMN YOU TO BLOODY HELL, WANKER!"
"Arthur-san, maybe we shouldn't speak such vulgar language in front of (Name)-san," Kiku suggested, trying to calm down the British man. Arthur looked over to (Name) who had her ears covered by Feliciano and looked around curiously at the two men that she couldn't hear.
He sighed as Feliciano took his hands off her ears. "I guess I was lucky. I was looking at the wrong spell. The original idea was to
EnglandXReader: The Internet
You jolt up quickly, bringing yourself from the verge of sleep.
The time is 2 am. The room around you is dark and quiet. No one else is awake on this fine Saturday night. You sigh and wiggle your computer mouse to reawaken your lovely computer. The black screen lights up once more, illuminating the walls and drawing shadows across your face.
'One more message. I'll reply to one more message…then I'll go to bed…'
You click with years of practice's speed. Images flash past quickly, yet you pay no attention to them, passing the Deviant Art homepage and logging in with extreme typing speed.
'50 Feedback messages? I just repl
EnglandXReader - Baking "Iggy, can we please~~~~?" You pleaded.
"_______, love . . .you know I can't--"
"That's why I'm here!"
"Love . . . ."
"_________. . . "
"Did Alfred teach you his bloody puppy dog look?"
"Alright, we'll bake some bloody cookies!"
"But, do you really want me to bake?"
"Of course, I do, Iggy! I'll let you help me!"
"Can I help?" Peter pipped in, tugging on your shirt.
"No, you can't." Arthur snarled.
"Iggy! I think Pe--"
"Peter! I think we should let ye' brother and his girlfriend have some alone time."
"ALLISTOR! GET YOUR BUTT UP AND OUT OF THIS KITCHEN, RIGHT NOW."
Sleepy Time!~ (EnglandXReader)Sleepy Time~
"Which one should we watch? 'The attack of the evil Domos 2' or the-"
"Love, anyone will do..."
"Are you sure? Because I think the 'The apocalypse of the rainbow gummy bears' is-"
Arthur sighed before you could finish. Sometimes he wonders where the hell do you even get theses movies from.
"Fine then! You try to pick out a movie!" You huffed out.
"But (Name), We watched a movie last night! Could we just go to bed? It's very late." Arthur said as he got up from the couch and turned off the near by lights.
Arthur placed a finger to your lips. "Shhhh, Not tonight (Name). Aren't you tired just a
England x Reader 'BrokenHearted' "Ring Ring!!!" Your phone rang. You rose your head from your pillow only to find, yep that's right. Your ex boyfriend. You push your phone to the floor. You shove your face back into your pillow. You just couldn't take it. It has been 2 days since your breakup with America.
You raise your head from your pillow and well, it probably wasn't even a pillow anymore cause it was soaked with your tears. He finally stopped calling you so you go pick up your phone only to find that he has called you '27 times'. And with every call came a voicemail, so you clearly did the only thing you could think of. You deleted them of course.
You get up and wal
EnglandxReader: Don't be Nervous Talking to Girls
You part your (color) bangs from your face in frustration. "Come on Alfred, What's up with Arthur lately?" you demanded as you clutched the cell phone tighter around your hand. "Well... He's.. Er... Studying?" Alfred puzzled trying to find a good answer. 'Someone should really tell him how bad of a liar he really is..' you mentally sigh.
"___________, I promised not to tell.." you American friend whined. "Well, I was forced too.."
Something was off, for the past couple months. Arthur hasn't been talking to you. It was weird considering he was your best friend. Hell even more to you. He would go to you for anything if something was wrong. Th
England x Reader: Bikes and Scones((This is my first reader-insert so I apologize in advance if it sucks, but if your still here and reading, enjoy the story! =^.^= ))
You were biking through the park, smiling as the wind blew through your hair.
Everything was perfect before your bike hit and unsuspecting stone. Your bicycle stopped sharply and you flew onto the pavement, skinning your knee.
You sat up, cringing in pain, your knee was a bloody red mess. You cringed again.
"Oh bloody hell! (name), are you alright?" You heard a stressed England exclaim.
"Oh, Arthur! It's fine, I'm okay- OW!" You grit your teeth. He scrunches his furry eyebrows and kneeled down beside you.
BritainXreader 7 minutes
It was that time again. The 7 minutes in heaven party. America loved the chance to stick people with others they didn't even know. Surprisingly, you were very excited and ready for anything, or so you thought. When you walked into the crowded room, your confidence went down the drain. All the faces and conversation floating about deflated and belief in yourself you had initially.
"Hey! If it isn't "___"! It's great to see you again!" America stepped up and hugged you.
"Ready to get this party started?" America saluted you and walked away. "Okay guys! It's party time! You ready mother f-"
"That's quite enough, you wanker. Let us begin." Br
England x reader Blind dateEngland x reader
You stood beside the entrance to the _____ amusement park, your friend Lily set you up for a blind date and you were suppose to meet him here when the park opened. It was a hot and dry so you were wearing jean shorts, a patterned tank top, and a pair of toms. You were considering canceling the whole thing, you haven't gone out on a date since you broke up with your ex because you didn't want to put out . Plus you didn't even know the guy, well according to lily you guys did know each other but you never really talked. There were two reasons you stayed, the first one being you we're curious to see who it was, and
England x reader rock,paper,scissors
"rock,paper,scissors!" they all yelled
"what in the name... I..I actually won!" England yelled in a jolly voice
"What? No way England couldn't have... I mean... I belong with ______ dudes." america said with a sigh
"How do you think I feel?" France said frowning
China whimpered in the corner and you could swear you saw Russia take his leave.
You glanced at England who was still bragging on his awesome rock,paper,scissors skill
"He's not looking!" Spain said with a evil grin as he almost snatched you away from the crowd.
"No she's mine today Spain deal with it." England said as he took your arm and dragged you near his chest.
EnglandxReader - The Perfect Snowman
Its quite cold out there, ________. Are you sure you want to-
You cut him off, Yes, Arthur! Cmon, itll be fun.
You had put your gloves on but Arthur insisted you wore a scarf as he wrapped it around your neck, and a hat too, pulling it onto your head.
You had been snowed in at Arthurs house, the snow being way too thick to drive in and he refused to let you walk home, so therefore the only choice was to stay here with the man you have a huge crush on. Maybe even love.
If you get cold, please tell me, he says, pulling his coat on. You take hold of his scarf and wind it aroun
England X Reader: Sleepy Time With England
"England . So um Will you do it?"
"Ah for you? You're asking me to count sheep man .
Why would I have to do something like that?"
For the past few nights it's been rather hard to sleep. It's not
like you tried to stay up or that you didn't like sleeping. It was
just that you couldn't sleep till the next morning. Tonight when you
saw England, you noticed how nice the sound of his voice was Maybe he
could help you. So right now, you were asking him straight forward.
You didn't really care for his answer but you wanted his help a lot! He
was just about to walk back into his house a few blocks pas
England x reader :Lion King:You were watching your favorite movie with your best friend England, Or as you liked to call him, IGGY!!!!~ Currently you two were watching the first Lion King. On the large -color- couch you were tangled in your black blanket with your legs swung over Iggy's lower abdomen.
You two where at the part just about when Mufasa was to die. Scar had just left to 'go get' him. You watched as the Wildabeast ran torwords Simba and gripped your sheets tighter.
((Dont cry _name_... Dont cry)) you thought as the herd stampeded thro the gorge.
"Daddy hurry" your tv roared, nearly causing you to break down in tears already.
You shoved yourself between t
England x Reader - The Pirate Act
"Jeez, Britain! How come you're so lame nowadays, dude?"
'Lame? I was the person who raised you, you bloody git! Show some respect!'
"Ohonhonhon~ I agree with America, ma chérie! You're quite a softie now, non?"
'Why you bloody frog!'
Comments like these filled the meeting room, where the World Conference was supposed to be held; but of course, a meeting with the various countries practically spelled out 'trouble.' In every meeting, at least some sort of chaos ensued.
Today's topic? England's apparent 'weakness' and 'lameness.'
If it weren't for him being a gentleman, he would've immediately belted out every snappy
Switzerland x Pregnant!Reader - Make Me Chocolate!
You walked over to your husband, Vash, and wrapped your arms around his neck. "Vaaaaash~" You said in an annoying, but cute tone.
Vash sighed. "What is it [Name]..."
"I'm hungry and I want chocolate. Can you go make me some?"
"No, [Name]. It's nine in the morning."
"But Vaaaash~" You pleaded with him.
He sighed again. "I said no, [Name]..."
You brought your arms back to your sides. "But the baby wants it!" You started to rub your middle.
"The answer is no, [Name]."
You gave him the most serious look you could give him. "Are you denying this child's rights?"
"Don't you dare deny this child's rights!"
"I'm not denying a
Greece x Reader - You What?! ~Request~
You had invited your two friends Kiku and Sadik over to your house. The reason that you invited the two over was that you had something special to tell them. As Sadik sat down, he let out a quiet ‘hmp’ as he was your ex-boyfriend.
“Kon'nichiwa [Name], you said you had something to tell us?” Kiku asked.
“Yes...” You looked over at Sadik. “And it’s something one of you might not like.”
“Well get on with it already!” Sadik said with an attitude.
You took a deep breath. “I’m in love with Heracles.”
Sadik jumped up from his seat. “You what?!”
Spain x Reader - Just Tell Him! ~Request~
“Ciao [Name]!” A cheery Italian man shouted as he hugged you from behind. You hadn’t noticed he was there since you were too busy staring at Antonio; who was talking to his friends, Francis and Gilbert.
You turned around to face two Italian brothers named Feliciano and Lovino Vargas. “Hey guys!”
“Hmp! I see you were staring at that jackass Antonio again.” Lovino grumbled.
You blushed; knowing that your love for the Spaniard was too obvious. “Yeah, so?”
“[Name]~” You looked over at Feliciano. “If you like Antonio, why don’t you just tell him?”
Switzerland x Reader - Meeting Your Enemy~Request~
You were a student at [High School Name] in your final year. School was never really fun for you, because you used to be picked on. The teasing and torment stopped a couple of years ago when you first met you friend, Vash. When some of the ‘popular’ kids started to pick on you; Vash came and more or less threatened them to stay away from you.
Though now Vash was was no longer your friend, but he was now your boyfriend.
“Vashy, have someone you need to meet.” You said as you grabbed the Swiss’ hand.
“Fine [Name]... Let’s just get it over and done with.” You two were quickly making you way over
Prussia x Reader - Slender ~Request~
You had been pacing around your room for nearly half an hour, trying to gain the courage to go over to your computer. You had lost a bet to your best friend and the hero, Alfred, and he said that you had you played a horror game. The game you had to play was Slender.
“C’mon [Name], you can do this.” You said to yourself as you slowly walked over to your computer. You moved the mouse around the start menu, slowly hovering over the button to start the game.
You click that start button and the words Slender appeared on the screen. “THIS IS THE WORST DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!”
~ In the hallway
England x Reader - Flying Mint Bunny ~Request~
“Ah, hello Flying Mint bunny~” A man named Arthur Kirkland cheerfully greeted his (imaginary) friend.
“Huh?” You looked down the hall, since you recognized the familiar British accent. You quickly made your way over to Arthur. “Who are you talking to, Artie?”
Arthur turned around to see your [e/c] orbs. “Hello [Name], i was just talking to my old friend, Flying Mint Bunny.”
You looked over his shoulder and saw no ‘Flying Mint Bunny’.
“What?” He asked in his lovely British accent.
“Does the Flying Mint Bunny taste like mint?”
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