You walked over to your husband, Vash, and wrapped your arms around his neck. "Vaaaaash~" You said in an annoying, but cute tone.
Vash sighed. "What is it [Name]..."
"I'm hungry and I want chocolate. Can you go make me some?"
"No, [Name]. It's nine in the morning."
"But Vaaaash~" You pleaded with him.
He sighed again. "I said no, [Name]..."
You brought your arms back to your sides. "But the baby wants it!" You started to rub your middle.
"The answer is no, [Name]."
You gave him the most serious look you could give him. "Are you denying this child's rights?"
"Don't you dare deny this child's rights!"
"I'm not denying anybody's rights!"
"Yes you are! I do not want to live in a house where the father of my child is denying its right to get some damn chocolate! I swear, if you don't make any chocolate; I am going to kick you square in the-"
"Vash, [Name]? Is everything okay down here?" A quiet voice asked from the bottom of the staircase. It was Lily.
"Lily!" You shouted. "Your brother is denying the rights of our unborn chi-" Vash cut you off by putting his hand over your mouth.
"Alright [Name], calm down! I'll go make you some chocolate... just don't break anything... or curse..." You squealed in delight as you hugged him.
"Thanks Vashy~" You said as you gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.
He hugged you back and went to go make the chocolate that you spent the last few minutes begging for.
Lily walked over to you and put her hand on your shoulder. "Wow [Name]... just wow..."
I'm dead... XD
GEMME SOME DAM CHOCOLATE, VASH
I'd just walk up to him, start acting super romantic, and then seducively ask him for chocolate.
I WANT SOME GOD DAMN CHOCOLATE *le pulls out guns* GIVE ME SOME F***ING CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!*bang*bang*bang*
This is so me
Even lily knows thats a little extreme just for some chocolate
GIVE ME CHOCOLATE GOD DAMN IT
This is so me.
It ...its soo....sooo.sooo........FLAVIOOOOOOOOOOOO/FABULOUS
Wow Fabiha, wow.
Yes Lily! LEARN FROM THE GREAT READER-CHAN
Love this!!!!!!!!! XD
.....Can't.......BREATHE! *Laughs hysterically for about 14 minutes* This was awesome.
Reader-chan really has Vashy wrapped around her finger~
Lily is talking to Lily Wtf it must get confusing around the house XD
LOLOL THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!! XD my mom looked at me like 'are u insane?' Im dieingLOLOLOL im going fav this!!! XD I ♥ THIS STORY
I want chocolate now...
…Yeah, that sounds right.
omfg yes just yes
Totally something i would do xD
more please : )
more please : )
HECK YES PERCY JACKSON REFERENCEEEEEE!!!!!
XD Well, of course. I am merely just one hell of a fangirl.
Nice Percy Jackson reference!
I... I can't... I can't even! Omfg! So much laughter!
Let's just say that when a hormonal woman asked for something, you do it without question. I'm very serious my friend and I spent the 2 week christmas break with her pregnant aunt in New York City, it was crazy.
When it comes to chocolate...mama don't no for an answer.
I'm dieing of laughter over here!!!!XD
Freakin brilliant xD
LOL so cuute o3o
DO /NOT/ DENY THE RIGHTS OF MY UNBORN CHILD!!!!!!!!
i do love my chocolate XD
This is soo cuuute X///D
I cant even comment how much I love this..XD
I get Chocolate LIKE A BOSS!
Don't you DARE deny the babies rights!!!
.... I would so do this.
Lawl, never deny the child's right!!
Awwwwww so cute!!!!! You go Reader-chan!!
Haha so cute! I would definitely kick him where the sun doesn't rise!
Fuck you Lily, I'm pregnant.